{"product_id":"nothing-butt-merry-christmas-outdoor-pillow","title":"Nothing Butt Merry Christmas Outdoor Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003eSanta, a bear in a striped scarf, a reindeer, a snowman and a gingerbread man, all lined up and all facing the wrong way, under a hand-lettered pun in red, green and black. This is a joke first and a decoration second, which is exactly the point: it belongs on the chair by the front door where people arriving actually read it, not tucked into a corner of the garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasures 18\" × 18\", the standard size that suits most patio chairs and outdoor sofas. Because the artwork reads as one picture with a top and a bottom, it wants to sit upright against a chair back rather than lie flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% spun polyester and printed directly into the fabric on both sides, so the colour is part of the cloth rather than a layer sitting on top of it. UV-resistant, water-resistant and mildew-resistant, with a sewn seam closure and a sturdy fill that holds its shape and never needs ironing. Spot clean only, or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Perk Your Porch","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":57179687420228,"sku":"PYP-NOTHINGBUTT-18X18","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/2107\/2452\/files\/15876843655139423451_2048.jpg?v=1788256454","url":"https:\/\/perkyourporch.com\/products\/nothing-butt-merry-christmas-outdoor-pillow","provider":"Perk Your Porch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}